What would happen if the U.S. invented Anime first? What if White people cosplaying was the standard instead of Asians?

Everyone knows who Tifa Lockhart is. If you don't, you fail. But I am forgiving, so here is a picture of Tifa. Tifa is one of the awesomest (I will make up words as I please, god help you if you correct me) characters ever created from Final Fantasy.

Now, using Tifa as an example, what would happen if we were in a parallel universe where White people were the best at cosplaying and/or invented Anime first? I'm gonna show you, but I want you to avert your eyes if you are prone to nausea, diarrhea, or spontaneous combustion. If you are, then stop reading, and don't look at what happens down below. I will not be responsible for what happens after you see the results.

Anyways, first I want to show off my awesome new Tifa wall scroll. No home can be complete without one, or at least one Gurren Lagann wall scroll for that matter. First up, we have the world we live in today.

WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY:
WORLD THAT NOBODY WANTS TO LIVE IN. EVER.
A world where White people have invented Anime and have become the cosplay standard.


If you like, you can click any of the images to make them bigger, as always with my blog.

Now to soothe your eyeballs, here is what a Tifa cosplay done right looks like by the correct race of people.


















Before I end this post, here is a bonus image for all of you that requires no explanation at all.
Thank god this post is over. Now I can delete that fat white guy off my comp. Don't wanna get caught looking at that when roomates come in.