Camping 101

First of all, if you constantly get high and play video games, your brain lacks the brain cells to perform Psychological Damage. You are a lost cause and I can never forgive you, /uninstall life. While your smoking drugs, I'm busy dancing around my room butt-naked to Anime music, enjoying life to the fullest. Zac and Craig (my roomates), if your reading this, its the truth. Knock before you enter. Now, onto camping.

Why do you die when your camping? BECAUSE YOU GET SURPRISED YOU STUPID NEWB! Sorry, I got emotional there. But seriously newbs, lets analyze the purpose of camping, and when you SHOULD and SHOULDN'T use it.

When You Should Camp:
When...

1. You are not a big fat newb. (Don't keep telling this to yourself to boost your confidence, because your probably a "newb who thinks he's good" by then, see my past post on this)
   
2. You have finally realized nothing will go how you want it too.
   
3. You are going to help promote the games objective, and not get more kills, unless this is the objective.
4. You are not a newb regardless of obesity.
5. You will not be the surprised one.

When You Shouldn't Camp:
When...

1. You are a big fat newb. (Keep telling yourself this, it's probably true)
   
2. You think everything will go how you want it too.
   
3. You don't care about your team, you're just a dirty pernis.
   
4. You are a newb regardless of obesity.
5. You will be the surprised one.

And if you can't comprehend all those, there is only one thing you need to realize about camping. Do not be the one who is surprised. EVERYONE who plays ANY game has this thought process that if you camp and wait for someone to come around a corner or whatever, that you will surprise them. WRONG! You fail on epic proportions if you think that when you wait for someone to come around a corner you will always surprise them. Completely ****king wrong.

Unless your playing (for examples sake Soldier of Fortune 2 or Call of Duty 4) with headphones, you are going to get screwed camping and waiting for someone almost every time. When you camp, and that person comes around a corner, and if they are somewhat decent and check their corners, you are going to be the surprised one when they shoot you in the face.

Camping too long makes YOU the surprised one, unless you have headphones, then you can use the Hacker's Delight or Happy Feet techniques (see past posts). But still, even WITH headphones, you can't rely on the fact that you will surprise them. It's completely flawed. Take a look at the high-definition screenshot below.

What you see is a classic situation, where you are behind a box, and a guy is coming. You think you are going to own him. Do you see the yellow? That's my field of vision. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU MR. NEWB! I CAN SEE JOO HIDING!

It's really not that hard to flip around and do a 360 headshot on someone behind you. If you can't do this somewhat reliably, your completely screwed. This has nothing to do with Psychological Damage, you are just bad, lmao.

Oh, and if you are thinking "why is it a 360 headshot if they are behind me? isn't that a 180 degrees?" Yes I know that you silly silly newb. 360 headshot is the term everyone uses for a 180 headshot. If you didn't know this, it's ok. I am forgiving, HOWEVER, the ninjas I have just dispatched to your current location are not.

Never underestimate the vision of another player, or a cat apparently.