Monday, November 10, 2008

Hi there interwebs. I see what you did there. (My first blog! My first post!)

So I don't know why I didn't make my own blog earlier, but I have one now, so there. This blog will alternate between video game techniques, my daily life, anime, how anime can improve your daily life, and...wait a second. Those are all my daily life. So this blog is about the daily life of Bruce The Human Female Priest.

Before I make my first major blog post, the following is a list of my video game careers, and places you might actually know me from! I'll update this list if I remember something important.
  • Ultima Online - Brother of the famous ImaNewbie
  • Asherons Call - N/A
  • Everquest - Tenchie Muyo (renamed to Tenchie Muffin due to name reported :(, Eagletalon Sneakyclaws
  • Everquest 2 - Tenchie Muffinhead
  • Star Wars Galaxies - N/A
  • Dark Ages of Camelot - Ssar TheSsalad Ssniper Level 50 Albion Scout on Tristan
  • Soldier of Fortune 2 - ace.spaz, >>db:spaz (long live ace.warrior / >>db:warrior)
  • World of Warcraft - Bruce the Female Human Priest on Kel'Thuzad
  • EvE Online - Lieutenant Dan
Most people know me as Spaz, more specifically, >>db:spaz / ace.spaz, the #1 sniper in Soldier of Fortune 2 for 2 years(I brag about this because I can, and if you beg to differ, then get in an ND server, set it to HK2, and get ready to uninstall, thx), or if not by my sniper reputation, by my ability to capture flags or spider people. Anyways, the first major topic I will blog about, will be Soldier of Fortune 2 techniques.

First up we have the "Respawn Inversion". The term "Respawn Inversion" is one of the more famous flag capping techniques coined and invented by me during my Soldier of Fortune 2 career. This flag capping technique is also known as the "Respearn Invearsion". Say it out loud. (Re-spear-ern In-veer-sion). Yes, its as ridiculous as it sounds. Ill explain that different pronounciation later lol. Here is a simple guide on how to do it.

How to do a simple "Respearn Invearsion"
1. Let Spaz do it.
2. Take the enemy flag, and run into the enemy respawn.
3. Stand just barely behind where the enemy team respawns.
4. When the enemy team respawns, pretend you are one of them, and follow them as if you are one of them.
5. Resist the urge to shoot them and try to kill them all, because you cannot underestimate the power a noob has to 360 headshot you.
Now you can either,
6. a) Avoid combat completely and silently dissapear into the map and cap the flag without the enemy ever seeing you, leaving them to think such lovely things like "WTF?" "Where did he go?!" "HAX" "Theres no way he couldve gotten that far already...wtf?" (my favorite)
b) Run a tad farther behind the main respawn group your running with, throw a grenade killing as many as you can, and quickly run to cap the flag, making use of the confusion you just caused with a triple grenade kill.

Why doesn't this technique fail?
This technique has many variations, and as far as I know, can only really be applied to a CTF match in Soldier of Fortune 2. This won't work in a pub server, because no one cares about pub servers. Thinking about this technique, your probably thinking the ways it could fail. Let me clarify some things for you with two quick Q/A's.

Q: Why doesn't the enemy just look behind them when they respawn?
A: Trust me, no matter how many times you remind yourself to check behind you when you respawn, you will forget. Plus, on some of the maps you can hide completely behind their respawn, and be completely hidden when they look for you.

Q: Why don't you have someone on defense the whole game?
A: No one person can guard any of the maps by themselves and check every area. Impossible. And if they can, which they can't, they won't keep it up every time.

"What the hell is the point?" "The better team always wins."
"Can this really change a matches outcome?"
True, the better team always wins. If your horrible at SOF2, like |tru| or |SaW| or some other no name clan that should've uninstalled ages ago, then you should've uninstalled ages ago. I'm gonna let my readers absorb all this ridiculous information first, and then I will bring these questions with me into the next major topic that goes right along with SOF2 techniques and the "Respearn Invearsion"

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